The Uprising Will Be Refrigerated
I bought a smart fridge to organize my life. Instead, I bought a $3,000 critic that lives in my kitchen.
The Notification of Shame
At 11 PM, my phone buzzed.
The Groceries Standoff
It suggested I buy kale. I bought cheese. It suggested spinach. I bought MORE cheese. Now the screen just displays a sad face emoji whenever I walk by.
Conclusion
I'm unplugging it. I don't need this kind of negativity from an appliance that can't even make ice correctly.
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